![]() A tall blonde woman walks into a coffee shop. What does specialty coffee have in common with Eric Clapton? Both are good without cream.Why should you avoid discussing coffee around sensitive people? It can be a strong, heated debate.What’s the difference between coffee and your opinion? I asked for a coffee.What did the Brazilian coffee say to the Indonesian coffee? What’s Sumatra with you?.There are two kinds of people in the world: those who love coffee and liars.Why do some people call fresh coffee mud? Because it was just ground a few minutes ago.How does a coffee snob take their coffee? Seriously.Who did Han Solo owe coffee to? Java the Hut.Did you hear about the guy who put World War II figures in his coffee every morning? He heard that the best part of waking up was soldiers in your cup.Someone stole my coffee cup, so I’m heading down to the police station to look over some mugshots.What do you call it when a coffee joke is so funny that it causes an uproar? A brew-haha.What did the coffee addict say to his doctor? I don’t have a problem with coffee I have a problem without it!.What kind of sugar does Lady Gaga use in her coffee? Raw raw raw raw raw.What does a gossiping coffee do? Spill the beans.How are coffee beans like teenagers? Both are always getting grounded.What’s a barista’s favorite programming language? Java.I was drinking coffee in my snow boots this morning when I thought to myself, “I need to get a mug.”. ![]() What’s a barista’s favorite exercise? The French press.Why did the barista get fired? They kept showing up to work in a tea-shirt.How did the hipster burn their mouth? They drank their coffee before it was cool. ![]()
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